I CANT STOP LAUGHING……
I CANT STOP LAUGHING……
10 Years Of Harry Potter Premieres(x)
I have been waiting for this post for 5 years
i absolutely love how the first year rupert is wearing just casual clothes and like “oh i didn’t know we had to dress up for this” then the next year he’s like LOOK AT ME NOW I’M WEARING A PURPLE SUIT LOOKING CLASSY AS FUCK then the next year tom wears a white suit like WHOSE CLASSY NOW BITCHES? then the next year tom just kinda tries with a pinstripe suit and rupert wears a velvet suit but then dan just goes all out like FUCK YES WHO WINS THIS YEAR MOTHERFUCKERS? HA RIGHT IN YOUR FACES YEAH MY SUIT BRINGS ALL THE PAPARAZZI TO THE HOGWARTS GROUNDS AND YOUR FUGLY SUITS CAN ROT IN THE SHRIEKING SHACK so then they probably stopped the competition in fear of what dan would wear next. then there’s just a lot of tension the next couple of years with the outfits
are we not going to talk about dan dressing up like the fucking wizard of oz?
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin
you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me
Fuck that. Fuck that right now. I’m going to tell the generation of so called men something right this second. It’s an amazing mystery of the universe. It’s how to never get friendzoned.
This is how you do it.
You come to the terms that the friendzone doesn’t exist and that the most important thing in the universe is not your dick.”
— My dad getting real defensive when some guy told him I friendzoned them (via youdtearthiscanvasskinapart)
This scares me.
but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”
#just noticed the slytherin girl and gryffindor boy #theyre so excited #and he turns back to her #and shes like yeah i know #and sort of grabs hold of him #and new otp/brotp #defying labels #not everyone hated slytherins #not all slytherins were dicks #i like this
why is one kid not wearing a robe
the kids who are wearing robes were taking their OWLs/NEWTs. Notice Luna’s not wearing a robe either. Because they’re underclassmen and had free periods while the upperclassmen were taking their exams.
This post is amazing because a) Slytherin and intrahouse love, but also because b) someone just explained how free-dress works during exams at Hogwarts.
we take our harry potter very seriously here at tumblr dot com
LOOK I JUST WANNA SAY THAT IF YOU’RE READING THIS YOU’RE RAD AS HECK AND I HOPE YOU’RE OKAY AND HAVING AN OKAY TIME AND IF YOU’RE NOT THAT’S OKAY TOO BECAUSE SOMETIMES LIFE CUNTPUNTS YOU AND SOMETIMES YOU’RE GOING TO BE SAD ABOUT IT BUT IF I HAVE LEARNED ANYTHING FROM MY…
so they had a $2 dice roll shot — I ended up with “absolut cilantro”
no. just no.