May 2013
90 posts
sometimes when i drop something i’ll just stand there and groan until someone picks it up for me
spaceboyblue:
1o14:
i want world peace but there are people i want to kill first
Well, that’s how you GET world peace, isn’t it?
“I am not the first person you loved.
You are not the first person I looked at...”
– Clementine von Radics, Mouthful of Forevers (via adderalldust)
Virginity
Myth or Meaningful?
Discuss.
Something Special: when life doesn't make sense... →
allcameundonethemomentyoumeantit:
I just want to be good. I just want to be right. I just want to feel at home in myself as I sit under the night and I want to feel that about others too – I want to not be alone and scared of the vastness of it all. I want to be able to look at someone when the world feels like it’s collapsing…
“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know...”
– Billy, age 4. (via theburnthatkeepseverything)
angria:
winteerie:
my hobbies include having coffee and mental breakdowns
Wait…this is actually true. Fuck.
doglets:
actually all of my systems are nervous
soml
excalilbur:
i’m actually really jealous of people who can talk to strangers and make friends without breaking a sweat
posyes:
i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him
boyqueen:
just a reminder
if you think that “masculine things” can be “gender-neutral” but that “feminine things” cannot be “gender-neutral” you need to pause and think a bit harder.
jaunepois:
In Portland, we don’t say “i love you”, we say “tree tREE RAIN recycle green put bIRd on it LOCALLY gROWn toms shoes BEER” which roughly translates too “i dont know how to pump my own gas” i think that’s really beautiful
ireallydunnowhyitssuchabigdildo:
hearing someone say “marina and the diamonds” in public
allcameundonethemomentyoumeantit:
my good friend texts me: “hey, random question - is there any way I can borrow one of your typewriters? you’re the only one I know with working ones” yes. baha. so flattered.
They are beautiful.
jwisser:
thepasta-nerada:
vvrathia:
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
“Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a...”
– Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit (via daniellemertina)
Boom
“I have learned that if you must leave a place that you have lived in and loved...”
– Beryl Markham, West with the Night (via theblackquill)
Reblog this if you like Harry Potter. No...
raygun101093:
madturbating:
today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
WHY HAVE I NEVER USED THIS LINE
Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell
Spock: don't do the thing
Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING
lliampayne:
do you ever sit with your friends and realize you’re the beyonce
I’m Kelly Rowland. :’(
acutelesbian:
according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr
more like 2.5 hours an hour.
“I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes...”
– Mary Shelley, Frankenstein. (via riverran)
#mary shelley #this quote though #it’s all kinds of wonderful #hey remember that time one asswipe was like you have 30 seconds to name something invented by a woman… #…and Mary was like SCIENCE FICTION MOTHERFUCKERS #that was awesome #thanks Mary Shelley...
Rules my Grandma's Psychiatrist gave her in 56'
keepfitstayfab:
Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat.
Never again do anything you don’t want to do.
that’s damn good advice
